Police bust Florida woman with 4 Rolexes hidden in her body cavity

[cel4145]

"A Florida woman is accused of stealing four Rolexes valued at $108,000 - which she stuffed inside her vagina for safekeeping."

http://sandrarose.com/2019/01/police-bu ... dy-cavity/

This begs the question, what water resistance does a watch need to be safely stored in a body cavity?

And then you have to wonder about the watch owner. He's staying at a 3-star hotel, and yet has four Rolexes and a Hublot (would she didn't take) that he is apparently carrying around in a Crown Royal bag???

[squincher]

I wonder if either of the other two was an Explorer I and how bad the owner will want to keep them now.

[watchpalooza]

Says something about the Hublot...

[cel4145]

I wonder if either of the other two was an Explorer I and how bad the owner will want to keep them now.

I think I would definitely wipe them down with a generous amount of Purell and then have them sonically cleaned. Or maybe I'm being too judgmental. Just because a woman has "whore" tattooed on her arm, that doesn't actually mean she is/was one. A woman that has never been a prostitute might decide to tattoo that on their arm, right?

[MoT]

Something about this whole story smells kinda fishy.

[TheJohnP]

Just another day for Florida.

[59yukon01]

A man that can afford 5 Rolex watches, and this is the type of skank he has to go after?

What a loser!

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[TheJohnP]

A man that can afford 5 Rolex watches, and this is the type of skank he has to go after?

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Maybe after buying all those Rolex watches, he didn't save up enough for extracurricular activities?

[watchpalooza]

At least the watches went from a bag...to a box. Actually from one used bag...to another (liquor bag to a ‘ho bag), then to a box in the evidence locker. Of course there was a third bag involved, as the guy was apparently a “douche bag”...wow, this is getting confusing.

[squincher]

It is just some watches in a cooch. Don't overthink it.

[OvrSteer]

I mean the possibility for new Rolex models is endless.

Deep-V-dweller
DayTuna

etc. etc.

[cel4145]

If he documents his experience with the copies of the police records and the news article, he might be able to sell those watches for a little more than their typical market value. Some people like a story behind the watch they wear: "Let me tell you about this Rolex I'm wearing. This guy had it down in Miami when he picked up a hooker and took her back to his hotel...."

[59yukon01]

If she had put them in the other orifice could they have been considered as having a movement............service?

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[watchpalooza]

Apparently it is not uncommon to Rolly the cooch...perhaps it really is a tool watch!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... d-man.html

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/ ... ccounter=1

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny ... -1.2023866

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/ ... ina-rolex/

https://www.pulse.ng/gist/say-what-2-wo ... as/8q3gt0y

https://jezebel.com/this-vagina-was-wor ... 1649518357

https://town-village.com/2014/10/23/pol ... -bellevue/

https://www.tmz.com/2011/08/13/charlie- ... jeff-ross/

[cel4145]

If she is tried and convicted of theft, will she have "thief" tattooed on the opposite arm from where she has "whore?"